i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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