Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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