Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Randomize
