I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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