On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
either way he was missing a nipple.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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