You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I wish i was in the wii world.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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