I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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