So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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