Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
i was born a porn star she said
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
You took a bar mat shot.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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