I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
