A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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