I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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