And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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