I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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