piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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