We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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