Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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