Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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