Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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