Ambien. No doubt about it.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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