Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
the condom got lost in my hair
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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