OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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