Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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