I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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