I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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