The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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