GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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