At least make sure they are 18
Why
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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