doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
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