im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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