i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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