just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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