cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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