do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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