Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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