I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize