I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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