What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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