this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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