Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Operation Purity has been aborted
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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