Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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