I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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