So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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