Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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