You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
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It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
You made out with two different species that night
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
You were trust falling into bushes
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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