My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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