think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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