I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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