Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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