By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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