is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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